"FEED ME! GRAVEL!"
Malcolm is the King of Love, lord of the The Love Cult and a minor character in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 3. He is worshipped by Shrignold and his friends, and is fed gravel. In the credits, he is set on fire with a jerry can from the Kickstarter Videos.
- When he is set on fire during the credits, a gas canister with Money Man's symbol on it can be seen to the right.
- A mini statue of him is seen in Episode 4.
- Malcolm has made 2 cameos in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6.