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MMMM! GRAVEL!
—Malcolm

Malcolm is the King of Love, center of worship of the The Love Cult and a minor character in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 3. He is worshiped by Shrignold and the rest of the Love Cult, who feed him gravel. In the credits, a man sets him on fire with the same jerrycan seen in the Kickstarter Videos.

Appearances[]

He only appears in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 3 and Yellow Guy's dream in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6, but a small statue of Malcolm appears in several subsequent episodes.

Web series[]

TV series[]

Gallery[]

Gas can EP3

The gas canister

Trivia[]

  • When Malcolm is set on fire during the credits, a gas canister with Money Man's symbol on it can be seen to the right.
  • Malcolm was the second character to have his name introduced onscreen, while the others either remain with unknown names or names revealed via social media. The first was Michael.
  • Malcolm is two letters away from Milcom, the god of the Ammonites and alledgedly recipent of human sacrifices. Given the Biblical themes of Episode 3 this might be intentional.
  • Due to a small Malcolm statue being present in the trio's house since Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4, it is possible that one of them is a member of The Love Cult or abides by its teachings.
Characters
Main Characters Yellow GuyDuckRed Guy
Teachers Webseries PrimariesSketchbookTony the Talking ClockShrignoldColin the ComputerSpinach CanSteakLamp
SecondariesRabbit BoyFrog BoyFurry BoyUnicornTreeFlowersCloudsMalcolmGilbert the GlobeBread BoyFridgeFootballMagnetGelSaxophoneUniverse GuyCigaretteSammy the SpadeTraffic LightBoomboxClapperboardFilePlug
TV Series PrimariesMean SteveBriefcaseCoffinLily and TodneyWarren the EagleChoo ChooElectracey
SecondariesUnemployed BrendonAndyClaireDuncanSallyFax MachineThe Mr LunchElevator SpeakerRed Guy's ID CardTissue BoxGreen AppleGPSTime ChildInsurance SafeMirrorBoundaries GuyRock Teacher
Antagonists Roy GribblestonMoney ManLesley
Protagonists Mayor PigfaceMilk JugStain Edwards
Minor Characters Animated Segment CharactersMegaphone HolderBoom Mic HolderGiant Eye CameramanShop OwnerChimney SweeperMan Covered in Green SlimeMichaelSpringPie ChartBar GraphLine GraphBlue CameraStrangersGrey Triangle WorkerStress IllusionsGrolton & HovrisFirst ToothBubble Bath MemorySaturdavidShy Imaginary Older BrotherYumpherdinkerThe Lump
AnimalsRattyPicnic ButterflyCrabHoofcreepPuppyBlue BirdScrunty
Creatures and MonstersCaterpillarMonster CanWeltFaulty ThingCarehoundFatherBrotherGrandmaExperiment
Mechanisms and AIBoring MeterSecurity ThingFree Lunch MachineMarket ManDr. Bushman M.D
Non-Teacher Sentient ObjectsBody ModelClapperboardStumpRed AppleDead TreeLaptopPrinterOatsCameraMeat CubeMicrophoneBowling BallMudpileBinUrinalJanetFamily TreeBread MotherBread ChildrenToilet
Residents of ClayhillMrs. GrenaldLight Blue GuyBig IanPolice OfficerPaula the PostboxLadderBlue Octagon GuySpringhead Boy
Duplicates and VariantsTony LookalikeThe Red GuysPianistBlue GuyRed DuckGreen GuyRed Guy DuplicateDuck DuplicateNew SketchbookPhotographerRed Guy's RelativesSmart Yellow GuyBig BoysBigger Boys
Mentioned-Only CharactersSkemMrs. GrelchPaul SaladLucky MoUncle Terry
MiscellaneousSpecial OneWhite Morph Suit PersonBlack Morph Suit PersonMorganStrange Guy in the WoodsMourners
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