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—Money Man

The Big Bad Money Man, or "Money Man," is a costumed character and the primary antagonist of the HELP videos. He is a brown creature that abducted the primary characters. He required a ransom to prevent the puppets from being murdered by him. He barely ever speaks, instead communicating by grunts and writing.

Appearance[]

The Money Man is a humanoid brown furry creature of an unknown species. He wears a black beanie, a long-sleeved navy green prison suit, and a red armband with his symbol. He possesses a round, bulbous nose, a thick black unibrow, and small round eyes with black pupils. He is barefoot with his feet resembling those of a bear. He harbors a shaggy haircut with a long beard.

Biography[]

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Money Man threatens Red Guy with a hammer

Not much is known about the Money Man. However, what is known is that he harbors a strong affinity for money. Despite his birth date being unknown, his height and proportions indicate that he is an adult.

At some point in his life, he abducted the three primary characters along with Sketchbook. He demanded money in order to release them. If he was not compensated, he would have slaughtered them. The Money Man continuously tortures them in the meantime. They are unable to escape because they are physically bound to seats and they are also gagged, so they are unable to speak.

Money Man also cannot speak in long sentences, being only capable of providing short demands. He is observed to be a very violent person, extending as far as to even hold a hammer to Red Guy's head, prepared to strike him if he didn't read his script. He also dismembers numerous limbs off people.

It is unknown what occurred with Money Man. However, it is likely he received his money and freed the puppets.

Quotes[]

  • "READ! READ!" —Money Man, "HELP"
  • "MONEY! MONEY MONEY MONEY! MONEY MONEY MONEY! MONEY!" —Money Man, "HELP"
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He may be responsible for the disappearance/missing poster for the three main characters.

Villainous Acts[]

  • Abducted the puppets for money
  • Covered Duck's mouth with duct tape
  • Ripped one of Notepad's pages off
  • Threatened to strike Red Guy with a hammer
  • Covered Yellow Guy's head with a bag
  • Removed one part from each of the main characters' bodies:
    • Red Guy's ear and part of his hair
    • Duck Guy's eye and some of his feathers surrounding it
    • Yellow Guy's finger and part of the bone)
  • Writing on an envelope with one of the puppets' blood

Gallery[]

Trivia[]

  • He is the only antagonist who directly tortures the puppets instead of educating/brainwashing them.
  • The symbol from his flag also appears on the gas can used to burn Malcolm in the credit sequence of "Episode 3."
  • His armband and his flag resembles the Nazis, with the symbol resembling a swastika. This could indicated that he could be part of an extremist hate group.
  • It's unlikely that Money Man will reappear, due to the HELP series being part of a Kickstarter campaign for the show. As the money was raised, It's most likely that Money Man simply disappeared.
Characters
Main Characters Yellow GuyDuckRed Guy
Teachers Webseries PrimariesSketchbookTony the Talking ClockShrignoldColin the ComputerSpinach CanSteakLamp
SecondariesRabbit BoyFrog BoyFurry BoyUnicornTreeFlowersCloudsMalcolmGilbert the GlobeBread BoyFridgeFootballMagnetGelSaxophoneUniverse GuyCigaretteSammy the SpadeTraffic LightBoomboxClapperboardFilePlug
TV Series PrimariesMean SteveBriefcaseCoffinLily and TodneyWarren the EagleChoo ChooElectracey
SecondariesUnemployed BrendonAndyClaireDuncanSallyFax MachineThe Mr LunchElevator SpeakerRed Guy's ID CardTissue BoxGreen AppleGPSTime ChildInsurance SafeMirrorBoundaries GuyRock Teacher
Antagonists Roy GribblestonMoney ManLesley
Protagonists Mayor PigfaceMilk JugStain Edwards
Minor Characters Animated Segment CharactersMegaphone HolderBoom Mic HolderGiant Eye CameramanShop OwnerChimney SweeperMan Covered in Green SlimeMichaelSpringPie ChartBar GraphLine GraphBlue CameraStrangersGrey Triangle WorkerStress IllusionsGrolton & HovrisFirst ToothBubble Bath MemorySaturdavidShy Imaginary Older BrotherYumpherdinkerThe Lump
AnimalsRattyPicnic ButterflyCrabHoofcreepPuppyBlue BirdScrunty
Creatures and MonstersCaterpillarMonster CanWeltFaulty ThingCarehoundFatherBrotherGrandmaExperiment
Mechanisms and AIBoring MeterSecurity ThingFree Lunch MachineMarket ManDr. Bushman M.D
Non-Teacher Sentient ObjectsBody ModelClapperboardStumpRed AppleDead TreeLaptopPrinterOatsCameraMeat CubeMicrophoneBowling BallMudpileBinUrinalJanetFamily TreeBread MotherBread ChildrenToilet
Residents of ClayhillMrs. GrenaldLight Blue GuyBig IanPolice OfficerPaula the PostboxLadderBlue Octagon GuySpringhead Boy
Duplicates and VariantsTony LookalikeThe Red GuysPianistBlue GuyRed DuckGreen GuyRed Guy DuplicateDuck DuplicateNew SketchbookPhotographerRed Guy's RelativesSmart Yellow GuyBig BoysBigger Boys
Mentioned-Only CharactersSkemMrs. GrelchPaul SaladLucky MoUncle Terry
MiscellaneousSpecial OneWhite Morph Suit PersonBlack Morph Suit PersonMorganStrange Guy in the WoodsMourners
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