"Ice cream beef? Ice cream beef makes your teeth go grey!" -Steak Guy

Steak Guy is one of the main antagonists in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5 and the supposed leader of the The Healthy Band. He and Spinach Can are mainly responsible for causing the death of Duck by manipulating Yellow Guy in a song.


The teachings of Steak Guy can be summed up in three major points.

  1. Simple food is healthy
  2. Unhealthy food makes your teeth go grey
  3. Foods are unhealthy because organs believe they are rude.

Villainous Acts

  • Brainwashing Yellow Guy
  • Making Yellow Guy eat Duck which causes him to become obese