"Ice cream beef? Ice cream beef makes your teeth go grey!" -Steak Guy
Steak Guy is one of the main antagonists in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5 and the supposed leader of the The Healthy Band. He and Spinach Can are mainly responsible for causing the death of Duck by manipulating Yellow Guy in a song.
The teachings of Steak Guy can be summed up in three major points.
- Simple food is healthy
- Unhealthy food makes your teeth go grey
- Foods are unhealthy because organs believe they are rude.
- Brainwashing Yellow Guy
- Making Yellow Guy eat Duck which causes him to become obese