The "Love Cult" is the fan name for the religion that worships Malcolm. The main priest is Shrignold.

DHMIS Love Cult


The beliefs of the "Love Cult" have 3 main rules.

  1. Everybody has a Special One
  2. King Malcolm is the king of love and should be worshiped.
  3. We must feed Malcolm gravel or he will become angry and stop the flow of love.



  1. Malcolm
  2. Shrignold(leader)
  3. Unicorn
  4. Frog Boy
  5. Furry Boy
  6. Rabbit Boy
  7. Tree
  8. Special One
  9. Roy Gribbleston
  10. Flowers
  11. Cloud


  1. Yellow Guy


  1. Duck Guy
  2. Red Guy
  3. Tony the Talking Clock
  4. Sketchbook

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